Paper

Parker Homer Peterson, or Paper, is a contestant on Inanimate Insanity. He was placed on Team Epic. He did not return for Inanimate Insanity II.

Biography
Parker is innocent, yet immature. During his time on Idiotic Island, he developed anger issues. His goal was to get out out of Idiotic Island, and when he succeeded, he developed an evil side who is sadistic, mean, and easily angered.

Trivia

 * He is the first and last contestant to be eliminated before the finale, similar to Flower. Coincidentally, neither made it to Season 2.
 * He is the first and only contestant to rejoin in Inanimate Insanity
 * He, OJ, Cheesy, Apple, Cherries, Yin-Yang, MePhone4, Taco, Soap, Test Tube, and Microphone are the only contestants to have slight changes in their design.
 * He is the only Team Epic person to not qualify for Season 2.
 * He is the highest ranking member of Team Epic.
 * He is a fan of the Miami Dolphins.
 * Lightbulb refers to Fan as Paper because he's made out of paper.
 * He is similar to Mike because they both having alternate personalities, and end of defeating them in a similar way.
 * He is the only male to rejoin, as they other three are females: Lightbulb, Apple, and Bow.
 * Both of Paper's eliminations are caused by the contestants, and not the voters.
 * He is the only contestant eliminated by the eliminated contestants.
 * He is the only contestant to be on both Team Epic and Team Chickenleg.
 * He has a strange connection to pianos, as one of them crushed him in A Lemony Lesson, he was thrown by one when he rejoined in Double Digit Desert, and Evil Paper was crushed by one in Inanimate Smackdown.
 * In Episode 14 of Season One, his original idle was used for the elimination icon, even though he got a new idle.
 * He originally had black horizontal lines, but it was changed to blue.